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together we saw the end in sight

shopjeen:

These were the original lyrics

shopjeen:

These were the original lyrics

shopjeen:

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shopjeen:

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collegehumor:

Yes, it’s essentially no different than a plastic cup, except it is. And what took so long? It’s almost as if inventors of alcohol-related products quit trying after the flask and that hat that lets you drink beer through a straw. If you’re reading this, Anheuser-Busch V.I.P. guy, let’s set up a think tank and brainstorm some new products for all the drunks of tomorrow. They deserve it. 

collegehumor:

Yes, it’s essentially no different than a plastic cup, except it is. And what took so long? It’s almost as if inventors of alcohol-related products quit trying after the flask and that hat that lets you drink beer through a straw. If you’re reading this, Anheuser-Busch V.I.P. guy, let’s set up a think tank and brainstorm some new products for all the drunks of tomorrow. They deserve it. 

"I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died."
"In the macro sense, no. You’re one cheerio in the bulk box full of life. But you fucking tickle me, so I think it would matter."

(Source: queenrafferty, via queenriza)

rj4gui4r:

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

Julie Andrews looks so repulsed by him lol